People who should be imprisoned : Gail Grenier Sweet

This list started as a result of a conversation between me and my friend Little Wing (LW).

Me: "Don't you hate when people mow their laws in a grid? What's that about, anyway?"

LW: "People who mow their lawns in a grid should be imprisoned."

So credit for this list idea goes to her. I welcome more ideas for the list - please send your ideas through the "Contact Gail" button. I'll give you credit for all ideas I use.

P.S. Little Wing also thinks we need a list called "People who should be executed." Top on this list would be women who wear stiletto heels and say, "They're comfortable."

Prison Reform

Kerouac said we should keep the junkies out of jails. Give them a steady supply of heroin and they’ll be meek as kittens. You’d cut down all the crime surrounding the procurement of hard drugs.

People who should be imprisoned

By Gail Grenier Sweet ©2006

(1) People who mow their lawns in a grid;

(2) People who say “No problem” instead of “You’re welcome;”

(3) Old ladies who run their grocery carts into your ankles in the grocery checkout line;

(4) People who use “impact” as a verb.

(5) Those who engage in excessive PDA (Public Demonstrations of Affection)

(6) Those who say “I want to give you a heads up.”

Note: Okay, imprisonment is pretty severe, and we do have a problem with prison overcrowding. But just imagine what life would be like without these people on the streets.

To be continued...

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